Organising a Gay Wedding
Okay, if Tom and Steve get married, there are some problems. First of all, who is carrying whom over the threshold? And who’s going to wear the dress and the tuxedo? Who is doing the catering, and who is going to be invited? Where is the reception going to be held? Are the queens going to be be bridesmaids? And heaven forbid, where is the mother of the bride going to sit? There are a lot of problems in this! For certain.
It is a long time coming, but what is going to be on the next legal threshing floor? Will someone try and become a partner with alimony benefits and child support for a child begotten with a turkey baster. Really? And is this important enough for discernment in a gay chat room?